Stewardess Sex

For us boys out there, I think a stewardess (or a steward for you other boys out there) would be interesting to have sex with.

The foreplay would be particularly interesting.

Before you began, you’d have to please pay attention to the safe sex lecture, all reinforced by two pointed fingers.

“Prior to entry, please notice the breasts (pointing to breast), as well as the nipples (pointing and rotating fingers near nipples).”

“In the event of an erection, a condom will be available in the drawer in the nightstand by the bed.” (If you’re at her house, maybe it will fall from the ceiling as pressure rises).

“Open the condom like this, and slip the condom onto the penis, like this.”

“In the unlikely event of condom breakage, please withdraw the penis as soon as possible, leaving all belongings behind.”

“When finished, please exit carefully and quietly.”